Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ? . . . . . . . . Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY' pathan:night officer:cool pathan:warm officer:ugly pathanpichli officer:I said ''UGLY'' pathan:I said ''PICHLI'' officer:Oh my god. pathan:Oh my devil. officer:Get out Pathan:Come in officer:U r rejected. pathan:I m selected. officer:keep quiet. pathan:speak tight. Officer:Go to hell Pathan:come to paradise. officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay. pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay. officer:police ko bhulao. pathan:fauj ko bhulao. officer:uffff pathan:tuffff officer:purrrr. pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr. kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai