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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3251 views Urdu Poetry

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Manzilo ki har sadak

Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam,
Mohabbat ki har adda aap ke naam,
Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam,
Aur aaj labon par aaane wali har dua aapke naam

Ab WoH Samjha Meri Chamkati H0i Aankh Ka

Ab WoH Samjha Meri Chamkati H0i Aankh Ka Raaz . . .

K Main Rota NAhi Aansu Ko Qaid Kr Leta Hon . . . !

Maine kab chaha k

Maine kab chaha k wo zindagi mere nam ker de....

bus mujhey chaha itna sa kaam ker de...

her rooz kuch lamhe mujhey soocha kare...

kub kaha k meri yad me subh-o-shaam ker de...

Kabhi saaya hai kabhi

Kabhi saaya hai kabhi dhoop muqaddar mera
hota rehta hai yoon hi qarz baraabar mera

toot jaate hain kabhi mere kinaare mujh mein
doob jaata hai kabhi mujh mein samandar mera

kisi sehra mein bichhad jaayenge sab yaar mere
kisi jangal mein bhatak jaayega lashkar mera

bewafa tha to mujhe poochhne waale bhi na the
bewafa hoon to hua naam bhi ghar-ghar mera

kitne hanste hue mausam abhi aate lekin
ek hi dhoop ne kumhla diya manzar mera

aakhiri jur''a-e-pur kaif ho shaayad baaqi
ab jo chhalka to chhalak jaayega saagar mera

Iss Duniya Ki Bheer Mein

Iss Duniya Ki Bheer Mein Koi Tanha Nahi Ye Zaroori Tu Nahi... Hanstey Laboon Kay Peechay Koi Siski Na Ho Ye Zaroori Tu Nahi... Muskarati Aankhoon Kay Peechey Koi Aansoo Na Ho Ye Zaroori Tu Nahi... Ye Dil Under Say Tootey Or Chanak Bahar Bhi Sunai Day Ye Zaroori Tu Nahi... Hum Under Say Jal Jaeen Or Dhuaa Bahar Bhi Dekhai Day Ye Zaroori Tu Nahi... Duniya Aapne Diya Hue Zakhmoo Per Marham Bhi Rakhey Ye Zaroori Tu Nahi

wisl ho ya firaq ho mohsin,

wisl ho ya firaq ho mohsin,

jagna sari rat mushkil hi..

AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi

AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene mein chupa lete hein,

Dil ki mehfil main ujaalon k liye,

Yaad ki shama jala letè hain,

Jaltè mausum main bhi ye DEEWANE,

Kuch haseen phool khila lete hain,

Apni aankhon ko bana kar ye zubaan,

Kitne afsane suna lete hain,

Jin ko jeena hai Mohabbat k liye,

Apni hasti ko mita lete hain,

AHL-E-DIL youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene main chupa lete hain...

Nabaz meri dekhkar

Nabaz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka Bimar likh Diya,

main Q na jaun qurbaan us hakim ke,

jisne ilaaJ main Tera Dedaar Likh Diya.

Sitare jo damakte hain

Sitare jo damakte hain
kisi ki chashm-e-heeran main
mulaqatain jo hoti hain
jamal-e- abr-o-baraan main
yeh na abaad waqtoon main
dil-e-nashaad main ho gee
muhabbat ab nahi ho gee
yeh kuch din baa''d main ho gee
guzar jain ge jab yeh din
yeh unki yaad main ho gee

kehta hi raha tujhse

kehta hi raha tujhse k piyary nahi achay
her waqt yeh palkon pe sitare nahi achay

us roz se mosam bhi bohat talkh huwa hai
jis roz se taiwar yeh tumaray nahi achay

un hi se tu abad hai yeh shahar-e-mohbat
kehte ho jinhain dard k maray nahi achay

es shaher mein tera bhi koi jurm tu hoga
ilzaam meri zaat pe saray nahi achay

aise tu parindon ki yeh hijrat nahi hai
lagta hai k mosam k ishaaray nahi achay

ye zindagi

Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si,
Kabhi Gulzaar Kabhi Bezaar Si,
Kabhi Khushi Hamare Sath Sath,
Kabhi Gamon Ki Barsat Si,
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si...
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Kabhi Manzilon Ka Pata Nahi,
Kabhi Do Kadam Pe Zindagi,
Kabhi Sadiyon Tak Intezaar Si,
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si...

Kabhi Har Pal Imtihaan Hai,
Kabhi Bin Maange Inaam Hai,
Kabhi Kuch Nahi,
Kabhi Sab Kuch Si
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Unke husn ke charche

Unke husn ke charche logo se suna karte hai,
mehfil me unke aane ke bahane dhunda karte hai,
deedar jo unka hua to hum bhi ho gaye kayal,
ab is bemishal husn ko bayan karne k alfaz dhunda karte hai.

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