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Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
Since Den He Stopped
Wearing Shirt!!
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MONEY:
MONEY:
Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
Husband: Today is sunday &
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Mumbai may ghareb
Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D
Itna busy b na raha karo,
Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
You Are Too Sexy . . .
You Are Too Sexy . . .
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If U Think U Are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->
Papa Sach Or Raaz
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
Ghar waliii
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Zara Si Mobile Men
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu
Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..
Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...
Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.
Me Bhejun SMS Tujh
Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan
sMs G@mblr
Meera says about Sania and Shoaib
Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:
" Main bohat khush hun that both are
"Sports MAN:-D"
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To be is to do.
(by Socretes)
To do is to be.
(by Plato)
To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
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