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Begaane Kaun Hai?
Begaane Kaun Hai?
Begaane Kaun Hai?
Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..
Begaane
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The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna
Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
pakistani m0vies fl0p q h0ti hyn
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?
Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..
Wah Wah Wah
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..
Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
in soft gleaming nig
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Doc: tum
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
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