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A MQM boy & MMA
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A MQM boy & MMA
A MQM boy & MMA
A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere Khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA Girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America Ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat Ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->
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Suno.............. Mehsoos Karo
Suno..............
Mehsoos Karo
Badal Ki Garaj
Bijli Ki Chamak
Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond
Tum Se
Cheekh Cheekh K
Keh Rahi Hai
AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->
chiragh le kar bhi dhondo gy
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
> > B A d L u C k < <
> > B A d L u C k < <
I
W a n t
T o
K i L L
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
''B u t''
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
reporter and pathan
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.
Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
boys psycology:
boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
A Diet Coke
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
Boys Philosphy . . .
Boys Philosphy . . .
Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho
Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho
Aur Saas Beemaar Ho
Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi
Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
Sardar proposed a girl…
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
pathan o yar me
PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION THEATRE"
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....
larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
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