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Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
tum ne tu phir bhi sikh lia dunya ka chaal chalan...
hum tu kch bhi na kar saky tujh se muhbat k siwaaa...!!
Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.
Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne
mein
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. Phir raat ko unki yaadon ki hawa
chalti hai
aur hum phir bikhr kar reh jate hai.
Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
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Boy: chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
Hijar Tara ab Doob chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi

Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le chal Apnay Sath WaSi
...
Yun Hi Chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai Cheyro Koi Baat WaSi

Aaj tO Us Ka Chehra B Kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi

Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke Sath chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi

Chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
pyar vo hai jo apna maan sake,,
Bin kahe dilki baat jaan sake,,
chal rahe ho agar tej barish me,,
chehre pe giri bundo me se anshu ko
pahchan sake,!