gadha SMS Messages45 messages

1 gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Difference Between Pati & gadha.

ANS:Pati gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But gadha Itna B gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"
Difference Between Pati & gadha.

ANS:Pati gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But gadha Itna B gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

gadha 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"gadha" Hai
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)