sardar SMS Messages547 messages

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
1 sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Ek Larki sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.


sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
1st sardar to 2nd sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
Pathan sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??
sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->