sardar To Another sardar: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . . She's Eighty Now, And we don't know where the hell she is.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!! 2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy..... iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
