beautiful girls don like to study

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)

May, 05 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2402 views Funny

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Aik tah billa

Aik tah billa

Bas aik he tah or nahi
"hai"

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

Why Did Scientist Install

Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?

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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!

A student''s leave letter:

A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

I Love You!

I Love You!

I realy Love You

I Love You More than Anything in the world

Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos

Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

Munnabhai:-

Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAKARA Aur BHAGI to BAKARI.

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

"Doctor, doctor

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Best SMS of the

Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.

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