shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->

May, 05 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2961 views Funny

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You Know That Old Saying

You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S POEM ~

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

jis larki pe nzar rakhta

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi

NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!

Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
.
.
Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Janab Zardari

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy

''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ

Life Is Difficult,

Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .

And Say . . . . .

"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->

A world-wide UN survey

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

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