mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy

1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

May, 05 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2494 views Funny

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red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

" A man asked

" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "

my face is above

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

2 choozo''n ko pyar ho jata hy

2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...

Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->

last night katrina said 2 me

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->

Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main

Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo''n Ki Tanhai Main

Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main

Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .

HaPpY WiNtEr. . .

True meaning of "GIRL":

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->

You r a DOG

You r a DOG

KyuN Bura Laga Na?

Par Bura Mat Mano

DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls

Teacher

Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!

Faraz In English Mood

Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...

Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum

defence me 1 bangla

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->

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