log kehte hain k badam pistey

log kehte hain k badam pistey


Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2748 views       Funny

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Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.
Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















beat diya..........;->
Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,


Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".