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jab tum aine ke paas
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jab tum aine ke paas
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
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father n son
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->
Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt
Make Diffrnt
Achieve Diffrnt
Speak Diffrnt
Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
Molviyon k group mai
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!
Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
Man 2 pathan:
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal
Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal
Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha
Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal
doob maro nikammo
DOOB MARO Nikammo
( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
/ \ )(
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
Student seeing
Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)
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Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
raat me maza kab aata hai
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
.
.
.
Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
K
K
K
K
K
So Rahe Ho Kya??
Supply Plz
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )
Preliminary Investigation :
Preliminary
Investigation :
The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
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