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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
best shair written on a rickshaw !
"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
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May, 05 2010
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Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.
Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se
PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
bachpan mei ki muhab
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Jawani mei howe barbad . . .
WAH WAH . . .
Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko
Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...
Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede.. ;->
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Ek Chota Baby
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .
" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "
Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai
" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
yeh arzoo hai meri y
yeh arzoo hai meri y
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
SaNtA BaNtA Se:
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
Meera
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".
Tarjama
"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz
Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro
Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii
Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
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