2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey



2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     246 chars (2 sms)     2139 views       Funny

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