camera man studio mein bachay se

camera man studio mein bachay se


Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2565 views       Funny

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Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.


How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11





















Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara