bara gosht mana kia hua hai

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,

"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

May, 05 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2804 views Funny

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->

kUCH KUCH HOTA HA

kUCH KUCH HOTA HA

Exam pass aaye,sir
mera dukhaye,teacher
nd najaane kyun,dande
dikhae,ab to mera sir,
jage na sota hai,kya
karoo haye

KUCH KUCH HOTA HA

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Kia

Socho

Kuch Socha

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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

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C__J

Tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.Ajkal tere SMS kahin or jarele....

farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

Teacher: "pappu ne

Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe Wo

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy

2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n

Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->

Panni ko ullu bna dia

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Faraz

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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

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