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"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i cant send u all of them,
It wil take lot of time...
So i m sending u just 1 joke...
"u r very beautiful"
Career is like a light
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Dog1 : Main Is Area
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
Question : What do you call
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?
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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
tum ko captain banaya team ka
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun
"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
bachhe ko pdhaya kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
aankhon me jab kabhi
Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...
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Hum..
Lahol Wala..
Parh lete hain..
Tabiyat Sanmbhal..
Jati hay...
girls are like internet domain names
Girls are like Internet domain names..
the ones I like are already taken!
Baithe tere khayalo me
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...
Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..
"zinda ya murda,
pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????
MAWA LEE ... ;->
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