love never dies

love never dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
  

May, 05 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2214 views       Funny

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• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
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Doctor suggested full body Xray
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Socho............






A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->


A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
.
.
.
.
.
Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!


Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha