• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.