pathan ki bv bhaag

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->

May, 06 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2840 views Funny

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Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai

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~ Tum BiN ~

i haven tasted food

A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

Bohat Kiya intizar,

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

,

,

Wah g Wah...

,

kiy kehna...

,

Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,

Sub Ne Kaha...!

Ooon Hooon .... ;->

in the absence of no

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano

''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.

Wo Dekho!

Wo Dekho!

Ammi.

Abbu.

Bhaiya.

Baji.

Jaldi Aao.

Amazing...!

Us

Gher

Mein

Light Hai ;->/

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food

muqadar

Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
.
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
.
"AUR"
.
2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

After finising MBBS Dr''Muna start his

After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.

He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,

Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>

Ladkiyon ke college

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.

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pathan ki bv bhaag

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