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boy papa mein kal
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boy papa mein kal
boy papa mein kal
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
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To Ask For Their Money Back.
Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?
Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
Qus: What is The Extreme
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Panni ko ullu bna dia
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
get married
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,
but
f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
FUNNY
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
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DOOR SE
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,
Car,
Dressing ya bank
balance?
Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
How did you write your exam
Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.
So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
Azadi Moqay Per
Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song
Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
ng Is Possible
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?
Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai
Battery Low
Battery Low . . . ;->
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