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Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:






Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..






Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2755 views       Funny

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A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->


Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WAZNI"...=P;->
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai








Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?


Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????


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Sochoo.


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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->


Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->