aisa hai dostana ham

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

May, 03 2010 183 chars (2 sms) 2642 views Funny

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Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

MOTOROLA K Add Mai

MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?

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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

sms packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

vijaymy uncle knew

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

Child:papa aunty ka

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Janab Yaqoob

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi''dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WARID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!

Q - If YoU pLuGgEd

Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe

Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga

Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.

So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D

everyday i wait for ur msg

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then

I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

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aisa hai dostana ham

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