french our anceste

french our anceste


French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
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May, 06 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2322 views       Funny

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah


Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
PREDICTION: After the death of Imran Hashmi , wat will be written on his grave ?

Do NOT disturb Sony day salay ko pehli bar akeela so raha ha
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.

Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar bola -




beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.


Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"