u r on a bus u nee

u r on a bus u nee


U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

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.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 06 2010     336 chars (3 sms)     2418 views       Fathers day

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Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I"m in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who''s There
H= He''s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One...No One Can Beat Him He''s The Best!!!
I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy Fathers" Day,
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo'n ko De Dia ~*~
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok
A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!





Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,

Wah Wah

Kaise Bache Ga Pakistan Ab Zardari Ke Hath..

Wah Wah Wah..
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day
Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo''n ko De Dia ~*~


AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.


Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards