u r on a bus u nee

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

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.

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

May, 06 2010 336 chars (3 sms) 2333 views Fathers day

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you may be outbrb

You May Be Out

Of Sight

But You"Re

Always In

My Mind.

Happy Fathers"Day

mohalley wale bohat kanjoos hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

nata torne ka zikar

nata torne ka zikar mut mujh se faraz.

main logon se kah don ga use fursat nahi milne ki.

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

I salute your Father who is taking

I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...

Love Your Parents !

Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He

Love Your Parents !
Respect them

Pay My Regards To Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day

i cannot think ofbr

I Cannot Think Of

Any Need In Childhood

As Strong As The Need

For A Father''s Protection.

Happy Fathers" Day,

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

HAPPY FATHERS DAY"

"It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY"

man to man to motel desk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

its a voice of father

Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~

~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo''n ko De Dia ~*~

Can v do romanc

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I"m in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

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