a wise man washes

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

May, 06 2010 107 chars (1 sms) 2456 views Funny

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Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS

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/--[SMS PoLiCe]
''''''O''""""""O"O''""
Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..

Man In Restaurant

Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!

Eik pagal American se

Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..

Height of walking..

Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Ladka Bola: Kash

Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly

At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from your seats,

Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->

Uski nazar meri taraf thi.

Uski nazar meri taraf thi.

Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,

Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

yamraj took man to hell.....

yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...

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