wife shoping kr k wa

wife shoping kr k wa


Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2168 views       Funny

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are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.
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Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
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MORTEIN.... ;->
Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???


































Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

He Replied:

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!