apne sasur ka dulaar

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

May, 06 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2196 views Funny

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To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

AIRPORT Pe-

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

Yestrdy my mobile

Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.

Dr.NOKIA said

"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na

Tou Wo Marr Jata Hai ;->

Lo Meri Girl Friend

Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho

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Thora Aur Neeche

Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->

In a class, teacher asked:

In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....

Ager Mahima Chudhar

Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary
MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP

Before U

Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..

After That,
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Who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..

admi malik makan say;ap k maka

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

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