13th birthday messag

13th birthday messag
13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.

You''re not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.
  

May, 03 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2977 views       Funny

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Muje kam az kam apse ye umeed na thi apk pait me koi bat nahi ruk sakti kya?apny subko q btaya apki himat kesy hoi k ap sbko ye batao k







"I M SO SWEET"
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!
Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya


Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
phoolay hen


Lekin heran b hen dekh k



in k koolhy hen ya clifton
k jhoolay hen ...:->
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''

Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',

Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,







Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->
Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!
wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.