ab karen apni ya r

Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...

Kyun k

CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->

May, 06 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2113 views Funny

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Two rules u need to follow in life..

Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)

paki guys to indians

paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . .
kheltay raho. . .
kartay raho click
bhabi bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaib malik. . .

FuNnY fAcT ...

FuNnY fAcT ...

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WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

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eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN''t It ... ;->

Ek Doctor Shikaar

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

Man 2 Pathan :

Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi

Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->

Once In A Jungle All The

Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But

Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .

Why. . . ?

Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

NEWS ALERT !!

NEWS ALERT !!

Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna

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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->

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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

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''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''

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