''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard