Sardar & Wife Waitin

Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To Wife"

U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

Jun, 09 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2556 views Sardar

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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Sardar 1st Time

Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

Sardar K Truck K

Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
.
Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
.
ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
.
.
Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

Spinner

Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye

to

Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya

Sardar Cycle K

Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

Songs Download karane hein

Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

WO konsi ungli

Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...

Passenger-Tumne

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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