sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga

Jun, 09 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2610 views Sardar

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Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
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Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

Sardar put his pencil

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
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Stronger &
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Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen
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Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
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Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?

Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

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Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.

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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
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Or Uske Nechay
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A Sardar & A Wife

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The Sardar Looked

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1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
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Police Station K Bahar Se
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" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

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