Sardar Became The

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"

Jun, 09 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2556 views Sardar

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

1 sardar USA gya

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

A Sardar Was Drying

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

Sardar put his pencil

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife

pathan ke bv!

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

Man sees Sardar

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

A man jumped

A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->

qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
.
Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
.
ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
.
.
Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

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