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Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

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Apki wife apn

Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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10. . . ;->
replY... =P
Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->

Hands she has but

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll

A man walks into

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

Choose 1 Of The

Choose 1 Of The
Following Caeroon
Character 2 Know Abt
Ur Nature

Micky Mouse
Barbie
Teddy Bear
Popye
Tweety
Pusy Cat
Jerry
Simba
Pooh
Scooby

Micky Mouse- Moody
Barbie- Honest
Teddy Bear- Romantic
Popye- Stupid
Tweety- Soft
Pusy Cat- Angry
Jerry- Clever
Simba- Cool Minded
Pooh- Cheerful
Scooby- Greedy

Choose one part

Choose one part of the tree
and find out intresting facts about ur attitude

Leaf

Branch

Stem

Root

Flower

Fruit

Do reply.

Answers :

Leaf: make friends for ur benefit

Branch:U hv 2 affairs

Stem: U r brave and riscky

Root: U care for others

Flower: U r proud of urself

Fruit: U love those who loves U.

What Will Ur Husband

What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

What am I

What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.

Wats D 1 Thing

Wats D 1 Thing Which U Have Learned

In Lyf After Meeting Me..

Reply Be Honest
I M Waiting

Merey Msg mob pe

Merey Msg mob pe dekh k app k xpressions kya hotey hain?

1.Faltu larka hai.
2.Peechey lag jata hai.
3.Smile
4.ThankGOD msg aya.
5.Isey msg ka bht shauk hai.
6.Gussa
7.Dil garden garden hojata hai.
8.Dekhtey hi delete.
9.Aray Wah!
10.Tym waste.

kindly choose 2 options n send me,Im waiting!

Life ko kon zyda

Question:

Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?

girlfriend ya wife..?

Answer: WIfe...!

Lakin

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Honi kisi or ki chahiye.>

IMAGINE:We Meet

IMAGINE:We Meet after a LoNg Time and We aRe TalKing In Ur Room at Nite n No One at Home.

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Then Ur Handphone RiNgs Downstairs.
I asK U2 Come BacK after The Call&U Promise Me!
Person On Call
Tels U Dt I Died Last Nite.

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Would U Come BacK2 Ur Room As Promised?

Reply Wd Reason.

Be Honest n Send

Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Who Made You Smile This Year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)

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