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Jun, 10 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3444 views       Q n A

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Complete This Sweet Sentence..

[ I Love Your.......? ]

Send This To Your Friends & Get Crazy Answers...
Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I

The answer is: SKILL
which color u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
BLACK.
BLUE.
WHITE.
RED.
GREEN.
or..
MAROON.
I''ll send u the meanings after wardz
reply.....!



BLK=u luv ur partnr4his luks.
BLU=u r truly in luv wd ur partnr.
WYT=ur luv is pure.
RED=u r so romntic.GREEN=ur luv is jst 4money.
MROON=u r nt detrmind to1 person
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9" i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9


edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai.
Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent.

Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes,
How much time it''ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Q2: How may times 5 can be Subtract form 25?

Q3: Six politicians Meet and each Shakes the Hand of the others.
How many Handshakes are Exchanged?

Answers:

1. 3 Mins
2. Only One Time
3. 30
Friendship Diary:

1- Name _______,

2- Nick Name ______,

3- Date of Birth _______,

4- Education _______,

5- Koi achi Aadat _______,

6- Koi buri Aadat _______,

7- Pasandeda Rishta _______,

8- Pasandeda Colour _______,

9- Pasandeda Dish ________,

10- Mujh se Dosti ki waja ________,

11- Lover Name ________,

12- Best Friend Name _______.
Reply with Truth. Plz reply i am waiting.......,
ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.

WHAT is IT ?


Ans: POSTBOX
Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut
Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

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