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Jun, 10 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3558 views       Q n A

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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
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4. Incident
5. Place
6. Gift
7. Moment
8. Your last word 4 me in 2009.
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What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
A)I love u.
B)khuda k lye peecha chor do mera.
C)u r my dream.
D)i''ve no tym 4 u.
E)plz come in my heart.
F)azaab hi ho tum
G)I cant live widout u....
ANS is:
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
A Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
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Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)
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"R + CAT + SHOW - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I - NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U + E"

ThErE Is A WoRd B/w TheSe WoRDs
SolVe It .....
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The Answer Is " SMILE "
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