WHAT DID BANTA

WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
  

Jun, 10 2010     89 chars (1 sms)     4532 views       Q n A

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Describe me in 2 words in naughtiest way u can...........?
try its fun
c wat ur frndz think for u?
What You See In My Eyes ?

Cleverness ?

Naughtyness ?

Hope ?

Emotions ?

Deepness ?

Love ?

Quietness ?

Shyness ?

Loneliness ?

Praudness ?
Reply is Must..!!
Q: Pehli Martba rona kab aya?
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Q: Kis cheez ko paaney ki shiidat sey khuwahish ki aur wo puri na hoie..?
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Q: Dil ki batain kisey btatey ho?
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Q: Kuch aisa jo nahin hona chahiye tha, par wo ho gaya?
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Q: Pehli martba kis ko passand kia?
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Q: Kis ki narazgi bardasht nahin?
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Q: Zindagi ka sab sey yaadgar lamha konsa hai?
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Q: Kia kabhi kisi sey mohabbat karo gaye?
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Q: Sab sey behtarien dost kon hai?
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_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_

in number''s ko is tarha arrange karein k jis taraf se b add karein ''15'' answer aaye.
Its challenge.. ;->


Answer :

4|9|2
3|5|7
8|1|6

;->
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
Friendship Diary:

1- Name _______,

2- Nick Name ______,

3- Date of Birth _______,

4- Education _______,

5- Koi achi Aadat _______,

6- Koi buri Aadat _______,

7- Pasandeda Rishta _______,

8- Pasandeda Colour _______,

9- Pasandeda Dish ________,

10- Mujh se Dosti ki waja ________,

11- Lover Name ________,

12- Best Friend Name _______.
Reply with Truth. Plz reply i am waiting.......,
Celebrate
"yaaD" DAY !!

"Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?

Reply me
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?