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WHAT DID BANTA
WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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Wo kia hai, jo har
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?
Mein bataon! Khawab
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais Tarah Lekhay k 100 Aye ...
You Can Use Minus , Plus , Mulitplication AsweLL..
But answer IZ Derived Frm 7 timEz 4 ...
Ans : 44 + 44 + 4 + 4 + 4=100
Ager apko meri
Ager apko meri "Ammi" ko meri "Shikayat" Laganey ka MOQA miley to App Meri Konsi "Shikayat" Lagaoe Gaye..?
Send this to your Friends..
And find interesting facts about you Pesonality..
But Reply Me 1st..
Dimag H To Jawab
Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun…
Correction Day
Correction Day
Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year
Reply Is Must &
be Honest
Give me the Ans
Give me the Ans:
1) Your Love?
2) What''s your Lover name?
3) YOur Best Friend?
4) Sab se hassen Lamha?
5) What you are Thinking in Free Time?
6) Koi Songjo app pe fitt hota hay?
7) koi Hasrat?
8) What I am to you?
2dayz game!
2dayz game!
Apka aur mera kya relation hai?
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100
101
102
103
104
Choose any #.I''ll send u ans after ur rply!
Two fathers and two
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
.
.
.
.
The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
It''s Challenge for you
It''s Challenge for you..
Yeh aik Beautiful Words hai..
Is ko Tarteeb do..
"NAEAHUISHEFMS"
Is naam ko app din may kam say kam 5 baar letey ho..
Reply is Must..!
If you don''t find..
Then Reply on my number i tell you the Answer..
Bye) Is A Little Wrd That
(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..
The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!
S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
0r
(C U S00n)
Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..
This is a secret msg
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
Wats D 1 Thing
Wats D 1 Thing Which U Have Learned
In Lyf After Meeting Me..
Reply Be Honest
I M Waiting
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