Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
Tera mera jor v ki May ek gharib da putar, Tu ik afsar di tee. Tera mera jor v ki May te kokay pe sigrat ponka, Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee, Tera mera jor v ki May ek shirt no do do panwa, Tera sout ye panji tee, Tera mera jor v k
