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May, 06 2010
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''chandani raat ti,
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
Boy: Tum gaana
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
apna bacha ab chalne laga hai
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
Golden Words .
Golden Words . . .
Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .
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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge
U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na
U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
7:30- coffee
7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner
time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
3 fastest ways of communications:
3 fastest ways of communications:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
Need more speed??
Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
BODY SPRAY MANGEGA
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
main kam per ja rah hoon
Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.
Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.
Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.
B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->
Deposit IT In My Account
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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