main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal

main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
  

Jun, 11 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2773 views       Naughty

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Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?
Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR
Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down

my cheeks and make a quiet wish,

May you are here with me

Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,

expressing lovely feelings,

We have for each other.

I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

.

.

I just fuck another guy.
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


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