fly in the plane of

“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

May, 03 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2777 views Funny

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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''

ho gaii teri sha

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

A Student Attached

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->

In Life

In
Life

Wen
U
R
Alone

When
U
R
Crying

Wen
U
R
Upset

Wen
U
R
Sad

Jus
Make
A Call
2Me

Bcoz
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I
Hav
Incoming FREE.

Zardari

Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.

Aam ZindAgi-

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

Pathan In Crore-Pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati

Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)

Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.

Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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A: U U Coffee!

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

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