A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

FlaMeR
  

Jun, 11 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2932 views       Naughty

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A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,

The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”

His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
.
.
Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....