Shall v Try A Different

Shall v Try A Different
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
  

Jun, 11 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2346 views       Naughty

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Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

FlaMeR
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai




*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?

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Its= ” W ”

W-OMAN

CO-W

Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->
Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED
In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down

my cheeks and make a quiet wish,

May you are here with me

Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,

expressing lovely feelings,

We have for each other.

I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.