why do we dress baby

why do we dress baby


Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     213 chars (2 sms)     1818 views       Funny

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Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''
Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''
Height of Stupidity


Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????


coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->