A true luv story

A true luv story
A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

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Jun, 12 2010     431 chars (3 sms)     3105 views       Love Stories

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Ek ladke
ne ek ladki
ko prapose
kiya to ladki
ne uske praposel
ko thukra
diya.Uska
dost ye sab
dekh raha tha
aur dusre din
use khush
dekh kar
usase puchhata
hai tum to khus
nazar aarahe
ho jabki ladki
ne to tumhare
praposel ko
thukara diya,
kya tum udas
nahi ho ?
to wo ladka
kahta hai
mai udas kyu
rahu wo bhi
uske liye jo
mujhse pyar nahi
karti,jabki
mai janta hu
ki maine use
khoya hai
jo mujhse par
nahi karti
udas to use
hona chahiye
tha ki usne
use kho diya
jo use sachcha
pyar karta tha.
RAHUL
Jab husn burke mein sadak par chala karta tha,
ek diwana peeche-2 chala karta tha,

socta tha ki kab hawa chale aur husn ka deedar ho.

Ek din diwana chal basa. kuch din baad husn ko deewane ki yaad ayi.

jab woh kabar par ayi to andar se aawaz ayi..waah re khuda aaj mein hoon parde mein aur woh benakab ayi.
Suno mein laut aya hoon
Meri batein
Meray waday
Mein apne saath laya hoon,
Suno meri dharkan mein
Wohi ik saaz bajta hai
Andaz meri baton ka
Tera andaz lagta hai
Khazaan k zard patton ko
Barf se sard mosam ko
Hijar ki garm aahon ko
Tanhai ki bahon ko
Suno
Main chor aya hoon
Abhi jo sakt baaqi hai
Mera jo wqat baaqi hai
Sameto mujh ko bahoon mein
Mujhay chand khushiyan de dalo
Meray sab gham sameto tum
Chand lamhay mujh ko de dalo
Mein sab rishtay
Sabhi natay
Sabhi bandhan
Sabhi dhage
Suno
Mein tor aya hoon
Suno mein laut aya hoon
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".

They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins ''Johnson & Johnson''
Kisi nazuk se lamhay main..

Kisi din shaam se pehle...

Agar main chupke se tere kaanon main yeh keh doon...

Ke mujhe tumse mohabbat hai...

To tum naraz mat hona...

Faqat itna tum karna...

Mujhe baahon main le ke tum...

Meri aankhon main aankhain dal kar...

Mere baalon ko sehla kar...

Bas itna keh dena...



TUM PYAR ke laayaq nahin...
Kitnay masly hal ho jayen..

Wo or main agar "HUM" ho jayen..!!
You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You
How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can''t
I''m hidden in d shed".!
There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....
Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
Few things
We can''t understand
Like our
H E A R T ,
We think it beats
...inside US ,
But
It really beats for
S O M E O N E
Who is inside US ... =]
"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)