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Knock knock...

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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Roses specialy 4u...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!

May, 03 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 2491 views Funny

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Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)

1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

Men tie the watch

Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

&

Women tie the watch facing down

You know Why???
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To see the time...!!!

A man in USA sees

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->

pappu mulk ko or ke

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

barayemeherbani

Baray-e-Meherbani

Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n

Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . .

What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?

Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->

Shahrukh Khan.

Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om

Kyuki

Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

i dont think its a tough one

well the answer is

Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)

1 pagal dusre pagal se

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p

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