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If a big fat man
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ''cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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Jun, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2192 views       Love

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Kaanch Ki Choori..
Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai
When I pray I
When I pray I don’t see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I don’t see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.
If I had the letter
If I had the letters "HRT",
I can add "EA" to get a "HEART"
or a "U" and get "HURT".
But I''d rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
Har sham se tera
Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai,
Har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai,
Diwane hi to hai hum tere,
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intzaar kiya karte ha
I have liked many
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet
as u.I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the
pleasure of a moment with u
Two things never
Two things never defined in whole life,

1 is LOVE

bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.

2nd Friend
bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.
Chand to tum ho hi,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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.
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!
Tu Nahi Hai To
Hum Teri Aarzo Mein Jeetey
Hain
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Tu Nahi Hai To
Zindagi Nahi
Is Dil me aa saka
Is Dil me aa saka na koi Is dil ko chura na saka koi Kasoor is main kisi ka nahi Aap jesi jagha is Dil main bana saka na koi
Mohabbat Naam Hai
“Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera”,
Agar Chaho Gey “Tum” Mujh Ko,
Tumhari Saans Se Pahle,
Tumhari Jaan Ban Jaoon,
Agar Dekho Gey “Tum” Mujh Ko,
Tumhari Ankh Se Pahle,
Tumhara Khawab Baan Jaoon,
Agar Sath Chalo Gey “Tum” Mere,
Tumhare Paoon Se Pahle,
Tumhari Raah Ban Jaoon,
“Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera”
Forever Means Forever
Forever Means Forever... And Not Just A Couple Of Days... You Promised Me Forever... But Forever Didn''t Stay... Once You Said You Loved Me, But I Guess That Was A Lie... Never Say Forever... Cause Forever Makes Me Cry.
Love is the only thing
Love is the only thing u can''t control, once it is in your heart & soul.

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