my Wife Recently has Lost her voic

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.

May, 12 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2408 views Funny

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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

ek intihai adbi she

Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy

"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->

(NASEEBO LAL)

Professor- Would You Like To Marry

Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

lonG naiLs. . .

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .

please drive carefully

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...

Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)

Memon: Aur sunao

Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do

Mere mobile ka accident

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

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