Romance Mathematic

Romance Mathematic
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
  

Jun, 14 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2426 views       Love

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Koi sham atti hay aapki yaad Lekar
KOI sham Jaati hai aaki Yaad dekar
Hamein to us Sham ka intezar hay
jo aaye aapko saath leker
zindagik kisi mor per khud ko tanha na samajhna,me tere sath hun apne se juda na samjhna,me tujhse jan se bad kar pyar karta hun,meri muhabbat ko bura na sajhna,tum phuloon ki tarah khubsurat ho,masoom ho,dekho meri is tareef ko bejaan na samjhna,umar bher tera sath dene ka wada kiya he,zindagi ne agar sath na diya to bewafa na samjhna,ab b tune mere pyar ko thukraya sanam,ise mera muqaddar jan na apni khata na samjhna..
Girl: I like someone.
Boy: Who?
Girl: Wait wait. I love someone.
Boy: Can U tell me?
Girl: Yeah, but you won't laugh
......Boy: Okay. I wont, just tell me.

Girl: It starts with Y & ends in U

Boy: I wont laugh cuz I like that person too.. !! ? ? ?
Even a Lie is Gud if its Spoken out of Luv..

Truth is Bad if its Spoken just 2 Hurt..

Its alwaz Better 2 Show Luv dan 2 Hurt

So Keep Lying

N Keep Loving..
Koi kehta hai pyar ek tarah ka nasha hai,

koi kehta hai pyar ek tarah ki saza hai.

Par me kehta hu pyar karo agar sacche dil se

to pyar jine ki ek aur wajah hai.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Let me gather. . .

All the love 4m this world

The innocence of God

And the splendor of the most beautiful lilies of heaven

and

Gift it to "YOU"

For I shall be assured to have the costliest things in the safest hands !!
The quickest way to receive love is to give;
the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
and the best way to keep love is to give it wings....
What is Love?
It’s silence when your words would hurt,
It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt,
It’s defense when the scandal flows,
It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes,
It’s promptness when stern duty calls,
It’s courage when misfortune falls
1. Lovely 5 Words
"I am alone without you"
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2. Decent 4 Words
" I care for you"
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3. Loveable 3 Words
"I love you"
.
4. Special 2 Words
"Miss you"
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5. Important 1 Word
"YOU"
I Love To Walk In The Rain,
Cause No One Can Feel My Pain.
No One Can See Me Cry,
Cause Tears Mix With Them And Finally Die.
The Day Was The Last

The Day Was Gone

The Day Was Sad

The Day Made Me Mad

Cuz You Left My Heart